i find stupid things funny and i probably hate you
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Wow you blocked me on Facebook, you really showed me
I sure hope there’s no flying hockey pucks, this is a dance recital….
let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine
the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket
not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.
just found out that abraham lincoln got shot. WTF. did not see this one coming. who will be president now?
If you could mind your own business and not worry about whether I’m fighting with someone or not, that’s be great. And don’t text me from their phone pretending to be them, that’s immature and stupid.
reblog if u understand this inspirational message
It’s finally done
SOMEONE HIT A FALCON AND NEEDED TO PROVE IT TO THE INSURANCE COMPANY SO THEY LEFT THIS NOTE IN A PARKING LOT
my mom is a fifth grade teacher and so many of her fifth graders found my instragram and ive become so invested in their lives that i literally get excited when this one “popular” boy likes my posts and i feel intimidated by that one popular girl and im afraid to like her posts bc she’ll think im lame and shE’S A FUCKING FIFTH GRADER WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING
the one time i need something from you and you won’t do it for me and don’t have a good reason ugh why
